

KarmaWaiters are a superstitious group when it comes to karma. The thought of the table gods smiting them is enough to put any waiter on their best behavior while eating out. While I'm not very superstitious, I have started tipping at least 20%, just to be on the safe side.Karma
A couple of months ago, the general manager of the restaurant where I waited tables sent out a memo telling us to conserve our plastic portion cups by any means necessary (plastic being a petroleum product which, as you may have noticed, is rather expensive right now). In my attempt to comply, I started putting tartar sauce in a portion cup and then putting a lemon


What do you say...What do you say to a girl that is hurting a girl that you dont want to see hurt What do you say to a girl that has given up a girl that should keep on trying What do you say to a girl that is distant a girl that you wish was close What do you say to a girl that feels isolated a girl that you want to comfort What do you say to a girl who is afraid a girl who you want to shield What do you say to a girl who is running away &nbWhat do you say...


What I wouldn't giveWhat I wouldn't give to have you right now to hold, to cherishWhat I wouldn't give
What I wouldn't give to do it all over again and this time, do it right
What I wouldn't give to be one of those guys who acts without thinking What I wouldn't give to see what I want and take it
What I would not give for one chance to do things differently knowing what I know now
All the things we could have had
All the times we could have shared but the moment has passed
What I wouldn't give for you.


Old FlamesWhy do I still think of you Why do I still care Why cant I move onOld Flames
Have never had this problem before Its not the first time I have had to convince myself that the feelings I had didnt exist It feels weird to all of a sudden become human
Why am I stuck in a past which can never become my present
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silent films are full of sound, inaudibly free.
i am a jedi knight
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Getting suck in an elevator with the cheer team may sound like a good time...but it isn't
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silent films are full of sound, inaudibly free.
i am a jedi knight
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silent films are full of sound, inaudibly free.
i am a jedi knight
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Getting suck in an elevator with the cheer team may sound like a good time...but it isn't
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silent films are full of sound, inaudibly free.
i am a jedi knight
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Getting suck in an elevator with the cheer team may sound like a good time...but it isn't
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Getting suck in an elevator with the cheer team may sound like a good time...but it isn't
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Getting suck in an elevator with the cheer team may sound like a good time...but it isn't
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